Ok no one in this fic belongs ta me all to nickelodeon ( I hope I spelled it right 0.o;;;) Ok here it goes.... ^^  Oh yea before I start..... there's some yaoi stuff (Male+Male) in it ^^;; just thought I'd warn ya ^^;

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One day a young girl with gold-er black hair and a black skirt was skipping-

Gazilocks: I DO NOT SKIP!!!!! IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I WIIIIIIIIL DIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYYY YYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um O-ok...... she was um gloomily walking in the forest

Gazilocks: Yes.... now CONTINUE!

FINE! >_< Ok well Gazilocks was *GLOOMILY WALKING* towards no place in particular.....

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Meanwhile....

Dib: These bear suits are stuffy!!!! I want to be something else

I'll make you Dibilocks if you don't shut up!

Dib: Eep! Fine *scowls*

Zim in bear suit: Awwwww Don't worry bout it Dibby!

Dib: Ok......

Ohhhhhh it's a Kodak moment *takes out Kodak camera and takes pics of Zim and Dib* AAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!

Zim+Dib: -_-;;;;;;

Gir in bear suit: I WANT TO BE A MONGOOSE!!!!!!

AWWWW! ANOTHER KODAK MOMENT!!!! *Takes pics of Gir yelling*

Dib: CAN WE GET ON WITH IT???!!!!

Opsie sorry ^^;;;

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Ok Dib the Papa bear, Zim the Mama-

Zim: WHY AM I THE MAMA BEAR!?!

Um...well since your an alien?

Zim: I'M NOT AN ALIEN

Dib: YES YOU ARE!

Zim: ARE NOT!

Dib: ARE TOO!

Zim: ARE NOT--

Well actually Dib is right....

Zim: Oh yea....

Dib: AH! SO YOU ADMIT IT!!!!!

OK SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THE STINKIN' FIC!!!!!!!!

Dib+Zim: Fine.....

Ok well, Dib the Papa bear, Zim the Mama bear and Gir the Baby bear are sitting at the table about to eat their porridge....

Dib: Ouch! This porridge is to chunky!

Zim: Your suppost to say hot!

Dib: No really it's Chunky!  And it's from Quaker Oats! *nods and smiles at screen*

Everyone but Dib: 0.o;;;

Ok well back to the story........

Dib: This porridge is to hot....

Zim: This porridge is to.... HUMAN SLAVERY! No wait how could that be?!

*Slaps forehead* Are we gonna get this over this year, or not???????!!!!!!

Zim: My Porridge is to cold....

Gir: I KNOW!!! We all should watch the scary monkey show until the porridge is better!!

YOUR SUPPOST TO GO ON A WALK!!!!!!!!

Gir: Er- I mean a walk?

Dib: Yea ok...

Zim: Sure....

*Zim, Dib and Gir leave (Zim and Dib holdin' hands ^.^)*

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Later....

Gazilocks spies the cottage and skips- er walks up to it....

Gazilocks: Oh.... a house, maybe it has pizza in it... or even better PS2.

She enters the house and sees the porridge

Gazilocks: YUCKY! Porridge.... er-- oh well it's the only thing to eat, and if Survivor people can survive off of 3 cups of rice a day I can probably eat some porridge, I hope.......

*She takes a bit of the 1st porridge*

Gazilocks: Ewwwwww that porridge tastes like Dib....

You don't wanna know how weird that sounded...... 0.o;;;;

Gazilocks: What do you-- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr REVENGE WILL BE MINE!!!!! But 1st I will eat....

Good ;-;

*She tastes the second porridge*

Gazilocks: Ewwwwww this one tastes like....paste, apples, and coconuts...... huh?!

Who knows what Zim puts in his food 0.o;;;

*She tries the next bowl*

Gazilocks: Oh... this one tastes like bacon YUMMY!

*She eats the whole bowl and walks into the living room*

Gazilocks: Ohhhhhh chairs.... 0.0

Um... I didn't know you liked chairs

Gazilocks: Er-- I mean ewwwww chairs >_<

GAZ LIKES CHAIRS GAZ LIKES CHAIRS!!!!

Gazilocks: I DO NOT!!!!

Do to!

Gazilocks: DO NOT!!!!!!!!

*The extremely stupid argument rages on for about 3 hours*

Gazilocks: Ok fine I like chairs just don't tell anyone about it >_<;;

Ok...... *evil laugh*

*Gazilocks sits down in the 1st chair*

Gazilocks: Hmm... to Dibish

0.o;;;

*She looks at the next chair (which is covered in human slave fabric)*

Gazilocks: *looks at it* To themed 0.0;;

*She tries the last chair*

Gazilocks: Ohhhh nice!! I LOVE YOU CHAIR!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Gazilocks: SHUT UP! *Spies PS2* Ohhhhhh....... *plays Star Wars* Ohhhhhh may the force be with ya!!!! HAHAHA!! DIE DIE!!!!! AH!!!! --

*The chair breaks*

Gazilocks: NO! MY GAME *She loses* And..... *looks at her favorite chair* WAAAAAAA I LOVED YOU CHAIR WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Falls to knees and cries* WAAAAAA!!!!!! -- Ok nough of that I'm knocked out *goes upstairs*

*She tries the 1st bed*

Gazilocks: Dib..... grrrrrrrr

0.o;;; Obbsesive: yes........

*Tries the 2nd bed*

Gazilocks: Grrrrrr Dib has been here.......

0.0;;    ................. AWWWWWWWW!!!!!! ^^

*Tries the next bed*

Gazilocks: Ooooooooo No DIB! *Falls asleep*

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In the forest.....

*Everyones not in their bear suits anymore just regular clothes*

Gir: I SAW A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

Dib: Yes we know Gir, you saw the same squirrel for over 3 hours.....Lets go Zim....Zim?

Zim: What is this? Perhaps a human slave?!

Dib: Zim that's a mongoose..... er....

Gir: A MONGOOSE!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gir runs after the Mongoose*

Zim: Oh great! Now we gotta go get him grrrrrr......

Dib: Or.... we could go watch the sunset together

YES!!!! GO WITH DIB, ZIM!!!!!! GO WITH DIB!!!!!! *is about to get out kodak*

Zim: YEA! Ok lets go!

YEA!!!!!! *Pulls out kodak and takes LOTS of pics of Zim and Dib watching the sunset together* AWWWWWWWW ^.^

*Gir continues to run around until he sees something*

Meanwhile.....

*Zim and Dib are about to kiss (^.^) when.......*

Gir: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zim and Dib: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Gir: APIGAPIGAPIGAPIGAPIGAPIGAPIG AAAAAAAAAAAAAA PPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zim and Dib: Grrrrrrrr

Dib: We gotta get a babysitter for him sometime!

OH OH! I BABYSIT!! *turns serious* What will you pay me?!

Zim: Um er-- money

HOW MUCH!

Dib: Um-- 20 dollars..... ^^;;;

OK! *runs around happily*

Zim: We better get going.......

*Everyone puts their bear costumes back on*

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Later......

Zim: Ok we're home-- AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! SOMEONE ATE SOME OF MY PASTE, APPLE, AND COCONUT OATMEAL!!!!!!!

Dib: Ewwwww...... There's spit in my oatmeal

Zim: 0.o;;; Ewwwwww

Gir: Mines *sinf* gone WAAAAAA!!!!!! *Runs into living room* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Zim and Dib run in*

Dib: Ewwww there's black fabric stuff thingys on my chair!

Zim: NO ONE SAT IN MINE WAAAAAA!!!!! Er-- wait Um nevermind...... 0.0;;;

Gir: MINE IS BROKEN WAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Oh well I don't like dat chair anyway..... *runs upstairs* EEEP!!

*Zim and Dib run upstairs*

Dib: SOMEONE MESSED UP MY BED!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAA NOW I HAVE TO MAKE IT AGAIN!!!! WAAAAA!!!!!!! ;-; Oh well......

Zim: Hey my bed is.... still messy yea!

Everyone but Zim and Gazilocks: 0.o;;;

Gir: THERES A GIRL IN MY BED!!! Is that good?

*Dib and Zim look over*

Dib: AHHHHHH IT'S GAZ!!

Zim: WHAT THE?!

Gazilocks: Wakes up.... *Sees people in bear suits* AHHHHHHH!!!!!! BEARS!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!

*Gazilocks runs all the way home*

Gazilocks: That was soooooooooo close >_<

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Back at the house....

Dib: What the heck?!

Zim: Hey these bear suits DID come in handy!

Dib: Hey they did, didn't they

*Imitates car commercial* It isssssss is'nt?

All: 0.o;;;;;;;;

Gir: OH IT'S TIME FOR THE SCARY MONKEY SHOW!!!!!! LETS WATCH NOW!!!!!! YEAHAHAHAH!! *Grabs Zim and Dib and runs downstairs*

Zim and Dib: HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP USSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gir: YEAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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Well that's it? like?  I was kinda hyper ^^;;;;;;;;;    Please review!